The Colbert Report by lemmingscanfly117, literature
Literature
The Colbert Report
"Did you hear the one about Donald Trump?" Colbert asked the crowd.
"That guy let me tell you..."
"That guy..."
"Is a pretty big buffoon"
*The crowd roars with laughter
*Stephen puts his thumb on his nose and moves his hand like a trumpet while he hops around in a circle
"DOLAN DRUMPF DOLAN DRUMPF DOLAN DRUMPF!"
*The crowd explodes with laughter at the mere mention of the president
"Hey did you guys hear Donald Trumps latest public speech?"
*He moves the mic up to his pursed lips
*BRRRRRRAAAAAAAP!*
*Stephen makes a farting sound with his mouth
*The crowd is now in absolute hysterics, everyone is clapping and clapping
*Several obe